Bowling Slogans
Bowling slogans are popular catchphrases that can be shouted out at specific instances during a bowling tournament...
1. POCOYO!
'Pocoyo' is to be shouted whenever a member of X-HUTBC gets a strike.
2. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Weeeeeeeeeee! Is to be shouted whenever a member of X-HUTBC gets a spare...
or if you really need the toilet.
3. More <A>, Less <B>
Whereby A = a positive aspect to a bowling style and <B> = a negative
aspect to a bowling style.
Example: More <Height>, less <Phil> (This being the most popular of this particular slogan)
Other <A> / <B> terms could include 'spin', 'crap'
Infamous X-HUTBC Quotes
Quotes coming soon (as soon as we actually start bowling and someone says something stupid)
The Best of the Tax Dodgers
Heres a selection of some of the best quotes to come out
of HUTBC...
Kenny to prospective bowlers
"Do you have any friends???"
JoN
"What's a mattress?"
Stuart to Kenny
"That food looks so good I could Shag you right now for it"
Jensen
"I'm not really THAT gay"
Kenny (on Louis Saha)
"Whats he wearing white for? he's black!"
Kenny
"My first snog was with a 4 year old"
Kenny
If you wanna smell something nice, you can smell Adam's crotch"
Kenny
"I'd love to finger that panda"
Stuart ( after 24 weeks of bowling )
"Is Jensen gay?"